Bob's Loser Adventure (Wowie Jam 3)

Game for Wowie Jam 3 where the topic was 

FAILURE IS PROGRESS: Let's mess with the concepts of winning and losing.

Controls -
W or D/ Arrow Keys = Movement
Space or W or Up = Jump
R = restart the level
F = fullscreen
E = button

This game is about points from not dying, not wasting time and collecting coins. Or doing the exact opposite. I don't care.  There's 5 ranks with 1 of them being the true ending (you can probably guess which one)

The story (which was cut out of the game due to time) is about an Angel guy telling Bob to get points while an Emo guy, who Bob prefers, tells him to do the opposite of what the angel said. 

QNA:

 Q:is this your first game jam game
A:yes

Q: why is there no web version
A:  I can make it but it doesn't make sense to add it to the old version, but don't worry plus will come out in [undetermined time]

Q: please come up with a better story
A: no